Thursday, May 24, 2007

i need some cheering up as i had a few arguments at work today with certain individuals who excell in annoying me lol. this joke brought a smile to my face, hope it does the same to you.

i dedicate it to our fellow engineer bloggers brave and akak not forgetting wildkat, as well as other engineers.

Engineers beat lawyers!

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket."How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer."Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea.

On the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer."Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"

17 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

hahahahahahaha good one ya white african, I had a very bad day too today and this just cheered me up :o)

PH said...

loooooooooooool
That was hilarious WA thanks for sharing .

Rashid Malik said...

It gave me great happiness to see that the Engineers and Lawyers joke gave someone a little cheer. I'll try to get hold of some more Engineer jokes (which are not that common). After posting 1ooth joke I felt a bit depressed from the response (only 1 or 2 comments so far); but your comments gave me a new boost. Thanks guys (especially white African).(Looks like you guys are Engineers.)
Here's my blog!

lostkitty said...

hey! I'm so sorry to hear that the arguments at the workplace are back! Hope it improves - and I know u wont let it get u down!

If u need a chat - ring me!

a_akak said...

W.A.

First of all insha allah u r feeling better when you read this comment :( as seeing my blog Idol sad makes me even sadder :( and I hope the joke that put a smile on my face will put an even bigger and brighter smile on yours

go on ;) give us a smile now? yes i know you can do it................. (hopefully this will result in a smile)

PS: Nothing in life is worth being upset about and especially not our W.A. :) & BTW we engineers do rock!!!! :P

Fe Aman Allah

Brave Heart said...

hahahahahaha just now i liked being an engineer, btw my father is lawier, if i send him this joke he wont let me in our house any more.
cheer up nothing is worth to be sad from stuipd people

white african said...

glad to hear it cheered you up as well anglo :0)

ph your most welcome

rashid welcome :0) and i will check out your blog.

lost yep let the games begin lol.

akak lol you definatly brought a smile to my face bro, thank you :)

i need to find some jokes on sociologists.

brave so engineers and lawyers run in your family lol, your right its not worth getting annoye dabout but i cant help it, :)

The Godfather said...

Maybe my latest post will cheer you up. I'm probably late, but it's all good.

ibeebarbie said...

Salam White African,
LOLOLOLOL - thanks for sharing. Perfect way for me to start my Friday off.

white african said...

lol thanks godfather, it all makes so much sense now!!!

wassalam ibee and your most welcome :0)

MaySoon said...

LOOOOL thanks for sharing WA..lol

Lady_WildKat said...

didnt i always say engineers are more cunning?! myself as a prime example, lol

white african said...

anytime maysoon :)

yeh yeh lady we know :)

Happymoi said...

WHAT
7aram 3aleek ya white african...im a lawyer gonna be..i hope i dont turn out like them ...LOL for sure i wont..watch and see..and engineers YOU MAY EXCEL AT NUMBERS BUT CANT BEAT LAWYERS WITH WORDS..LOLLL

Well ok i admit it made me laugh too...

Bk to my books. Exam this saturday.Salams.

white african said...

lol happy, well i will try to look for a joke that is pro-lawyers, its going to be a hard task but im sure there is one out there :)

good luck with the reading

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