Wednesday, May 16, 2007

cats vs dogs

even after reading this i still prefer cats, they have character, apparently when i was younger i used to swing my grandmothers cats by the tail lol, even now i sometimes have to remind myself not to do it.

11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.
10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.


a_akak said...

I am the first lol :D

Well i am sure it is well documented by now that i HATE all animals, however, given the choice between two evils, i would have to opt for the Cat as I have a vendetta with dogs (I will get my revenge in this life or the next.......From the gladiator :P ) anyway cats must be the lesser of two evils for me

I remebered Sanoor Gadban (the angery smurf) from some reason "Ana Akrah ....... (I hate.....)" with my hate speech :P

Fe Aman Allah

The Godfather said...

LOL, most of that list with regards to Cats is true.

Anglo-Libyan said...

I am the opposite to Ahmed.
I do like animals and yes cats come first (before dogs that is):o)

cats are more independent and a lot more classy than dogs, not forgetting that cats are clean so having them indoors is not a prblem, I wish I could say the same about dogs!

amena said...

hehehehe...although i wud much rather have a cat who's annoyed at me for going to work than have a dog lick my face..eeewwww.

Ever The Idealist said...

Dogs are poo...Cats rule!!!!

mani said...

I have 2 cats in the Uk and 2 dogs in Libya.. ahhh to have the best of both worlds! :P

the cats here hate me though, but love the rest of the family!!

Brave Heart said...

sheep is the best, because we can eat them

Safia speaks said...

A cat would NEVER degrade itself to chase after a thrown stick, then bring it back to the master, panting with its tongue out of the mouth and wiggle the tail.
Yes, cats have class!
Just read "Garfield" and the difference in intelligence between cat and dog will become evident.

Anonymous said...

number one is sooo not true

how many stories have u read in newspaper/tv where some DOG that the owners had for 50 years suddenly turns on someone and attacks them? how many cats have u heard of doing that?


red head said...

Cats R Much Cuter N They're Wayyyy Better Than Dogs. .

white african said...

akak congrats on being the first :)

i love the smurfs, i especially like it when its in arabic sooo coo.l and cute.

cats rule.

godfather you should be an expert by now, congrats on being a grandad for like the 100th time :)

anglo i cant stand dogs and i think there smelly, although cats can be smelly as well if not trained.

amena i know i never understood how owners let there dogs lick them yuk.

ever i have to agree with you there sis, hope you dont get to tired on your night shifts.

mani lol, i wonder why that is?

lol @ brave, im sure th esheep love to be eaten :0)

safia i love garfield, although i love dthe comics more than the cartoon or the movie that was released!

class thats the word to describe cats :)

annon lol true

red head you got that one right sis

i guess os far every one is cat lover :)

mani said...

my cat looks exactly like Garfield.. walahe!.. same forlorn face... all the DAMN TIME!!!!

white african said...

how cute is that mani, take a pictire and post it

cofman said...

well ...
i guess a lot could be said and relevant to ummm ..... humans? lol

white african said...

lol @ cof, not that far of eh?