Friday, June 01, 2007

A Quick Comparison Between Work & Prison

IN PRISON……you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK……..you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON…….you get three meals a day.
AT WORK………you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…………you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON……….the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…………you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON………you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK………..you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON……..you get your own toilet.
AT WORK……….you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON……….they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…………you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON………all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK………..you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON ……..you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK………..they're called managers.
IN PRISON…..you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ……you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
also i love pranks, big fan of pranks, and i found these office pranks very inspirational, i may just try some out myself :)
i wonder how much foil it would take to create this.


start collecting the metro newspaper and after a whole year you can start the prank :0)
i have actually done a couple of work pranks myself, but that's another story, sssssssshhhhh don't tell any one.

9 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

i am glad you posted this on a Friday, your post sounds just like my work :oS

I like the news paper covered office :o)
you have a Metro paper in Manchester? we have it in London plus we have another free paper, cant remember what its called!

white african said...

anglo we have the metro as well as a free local newspaper by the name of manchester evening news.

i may just start collecting them and change my word decor :)

Ever The Idealist said...

LOL!!! Please WA if you do carryout any of these pranks envite me along to the office? Please I would love to see the faces of certain people at your work place. I am so not apracticle joke person :(

white african said...

i will do ever most def, i will document it, picture it and blog it as well lol :)

mani said...

Ahoy there WA how it goes in the land of the Mancu's?? :).. up to noo good yet again I see :P. Anglo.. you need to get out more.. seriously.. the Metro is like EVERYWHERE dude.. and the other nasty free newspaper they pester you with in front of London tubes is called the London Lite.. now that's trash for you!! :)

Good one Sis WA.. keep em coming! :)

a_akak said...

well thats life but at least in prision they dont take sooooooooooo much dam tax ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

white african said...

mani manchester is cool actually its hot, well today was, and me and the heat are not the best of friends, i end up having fights with people which i will no doubt blog about :)

akak how crazy is the tax here? its a killer.

red head said...

Oooo We Have To Do The Paper One In Boobies Office!!!!

That Would Be Too Funny! =D

white african said...

tottaly agree iwth you there red loool, start collecting the metro