i need to buy a fan, a massive, gigantic, absolutely enormous fan, one that is so powerful it will blow my hair away as well as dry my eyes out.
ok so maybe not that powerful, but i seriously need some sort of cooling system, Britain cant handle the heat, it was never designed to withstand anything above 18 degrees. buildings inside are like ovens, slowly cooking away your internal organs that end up resembling something similar to boiled eggs.
and people end up smelling like boiled eggs that have been left out for a century pheeeeeew.
so yeh a fan is what i need, actually i would like some sort of air conditioning system like they have back home, but at the moment i can live with a normal actually not normal, extraordinary fan.