member of the human race

another joke yipeeee and its also an animal one, its cool people really funny im gonna get a parrot, i've always wanted one and my mama is cool about it, she actually is liking the idea which is amazing cause the only thing she can handle is human children anything animal like she wont go anywhere near, so i was pleasnatly surpised that when i mentioned it she agreed and said that it was fine, i think she has this image of her head of a parrot quoting quran and hadith some thing like ' sqwaaaaaak bismillah, sqwaaaak or sqwaaaaak assalamu allyku sqwaaaaaaaaak' but hey whatever makes her happy, she doesnt mind turtles either or fish so yeh gotta get one of them although the price of parrots is way expensive in some cases over a grand like i could probably convert a pigeon into one for cheaper subhannallah people really try to rip us of by selling us things or in this case animals that we could probably get for 2pence from back home maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan its not fair.

any way heres that joke i was talking bout:

'A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was so angy that she went into the store and told the store manager that she would sue the store if it didn't stop insulting her. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, the lady deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" the parrot said. "Yes?" said the lady... "You know!" said the parrot.'