Sunday, November 12, 2006



people I'm so sad and I feel cut of from the world.

why? You may ask..

well to put it quite simply, MY PHONE WAS STOLEN ON FRIDAY NIGHT...

boo hoo, sniff sniff, wail wail..

how in the world did we survive with out mobile phones? How did we contact people? How did people contact us? When deciding to meet some where and the person doesn't turn up on time what did we use to do? Sit down until eventually they turned up? How long would you be willing to wait? an hour. 2 hours, all day? Seriously the mobile phone is an efficient time keeping, contacting device, life saving thingy that makes our life that much simplier...

my sweet phone was with me up until Friday evening, oh the memories of speaking into my phone, the memories of loudspeaker and messaging and the oh so brilliant ring tunes, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

alhamdullilah I have to say it could have been my head that some one stole or my feet god forbid, so alhamdullilah.

what's really annoying though is when I phoned my company to cancel the contract and lock the phone they told me I gotta pay 17 pounds for the new sim card and that they wont replace my phone, so I gotta either fork out more money for a new handset or use my old one which I have decided to use cause I cant be bothered with buying a new phone and besides I need my money for hajj..

I pray that whoever took my phone is feeling really guilty right now and that a fire breathing dragon burns their ears off and are never able to use any phone cause they have no ears to put the phone on.

I apologies to anyone who has tried to contact me this weekend and was not able to, just incase you didn't read the above MY PHONE WAS ABDUCTED FROM ME AND IS NOW BEING USED BY STRANGERS. My poor poor phone...

at this very moment in time I have no hope for humanity, to me the cup is half empty and not half full...

my phone will be functioning again inshallah this Tuesday when my sim arrives, I have to say it was kinda nice having a break from the continious ringing and messaging, other than that did I mention to you guys that MY PHONE WAS EVAPORATED FROM ITS VERY EXISTENCE?.

on a serious note, its not that bad alhamdullilah, on my way to London on saturday, I was reading the independent and the front page triggered how lucky I am, because it was about the atrocities in Gaza (Palestine) and the mass murder that's happening their, and I thought to myself mobile phone is the last thing on their minds right now, so ya Allah, Ya Karim, thank you for all you have given me and grant patience, strength and victory to the Palestinians.

22 comments:

The Godfather said...

THIEVING BAR STEWARDS!!!!!!!

white african said...

lol, excatly godfather..

The Godfather said...

My sociology teacher taught me that back in the day.......when he first said it I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!

lostkitty said...

its so inconvenient of you to get ur fone stolen WA! Only you would do something so inconvenient! i'v been trying to get hold of you for days! Ok well, a couple of days, but still!
I dont blame the thieves, they probably couldnt help themselves. Your aura of attractin weirdness just pulled them in and made them do it!

white african said...

kitty, its not like i walk around witgh a neon sign asking people to approach me with their weirdness, unless its an invisble sign that only they can see.

i want my phone, i miss my phone

Anonymous said...

I am so sorry for that, I hope you kept a back up of all the numbers in your address book (I dont).
I hope this scum bag becomes deaf forever InshAllah.

Lebeeya said...

I'm so sorry about your phone. I know what it feels like to lose things (I lost my ATM card - they made me pay for a new card as well!, I’ve lost a cell phone, I’ve lost shoes, and CLOTHES!).

white african said...

thank you anglo, i have some of the numbers but unfortunatly not all :(

white african said...

lebeeyah lol clothes as well? im actually surprised that i have managed to keep my phone for so long before it got stolen.

every time i remeber that sleek silver and black metal texture of my phone i just want to waaaaaaaail..

oh well life moves on and on and on until the next episode

Creation said...

I want a BREAK from my cell!

white african said...

when you get the break, you end up wanting your phone..

maiuna said...

oh, that's too bad, so sorry for your loss, here in libya they charge 50 dinars to replace a stolen sim!!! which is not fair!!!

so you are going to Hajj, woow mashallah, wish you all the luck, just remember to make Du3a for US!!

white african said...

maiuna 50 dinars, thats like £25 wow, that really isint fair.

inshallah i will be doing hajj in december and of course iwill do loads of dua for every one, do you want any specific dua?

Lebeeya said...

Please pray for me as well!

white african said...

of course lebeeyah, will do inshallah

Trabilsia said...

So sorry for losing your mobile, white african.

I wish you all the best on your piligrimage.

white african said...

thank you so much trabilisia

NATIVE FEMALE said...

I miss ur 4ne!
Why? I dont knw....I just do!

pray 4 us on Hajj homie....and we will be praying 4 ur safe return inshaAllah!

:)

The Godfather said...

LOL!!! Do women call each other homie as well? What a classic.

white african said...

native i miss my phone as well
and of course i will be praying for you inshallah

godfather, course we do i dont see any problem in that, do you mafia dude?

The Godfather said...

Of course not....it's just funny....you only ever hear blokes callin each other that....but it's all good in the hood.

white african said...

good cause for a minute then i thoght i had to fire breath you