Friday, November 10, 2006


People I have a stalker!!!!

want me to describe what he looks like?

well, he has 4 wheels, made up of metal and has a handle, yep you guessed it its an Asda trolley.

this morning I came into work and right opposite the front door was a trolley, just standing there grinning at me, how weird and how in the world did it get there, asda is a bit of a trek from my work place.

as soon as I saw it I kinda laughed and began to hum that scary music tune you know the one, from the first Halloween film, and I sear I'm sure I heard the wheels creaking to the tune.

just thought I would share my horrors with you...

24 comments:

The Godfather said...

It seems Halloween came a little late to you.

white african said...

yep your right, but it seriously was creepy.

The Godfather said...

You girls get scared at the smallest of things!?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

no wonder you keep finding them, Asda have a lot of trollies much more than Tesco where on sunday sometimes you have to wait to find a trolley!

scary but funny as well :o)

white african said...

godfather put your self in my place, 8am all tired and stuff and finding a trolley, not normal..

anglo it was funny to be honest i walked into work laughing. and if i see one outside my bedroom i wont be surprised anymore.

lostkitty said...

i bet the ppl at work read ur blog and did it on purpose!!!
LoL
Now that IS freaky!

white african said...

my god kitty i neverthought of it like that.

but i doubt they even know what a blog is...

Lebeeya said...

I think the Asda trollies have a crush on you. Thats the only explanation I could think of cuz like why dont other trollies stalk you, like Tesco trollies?? why only Asda trollies???

Learn to love your stalker. Everyone needs love. Even trollies.

Lebeeya said...

by the way, thanks for the permission to stalk you.. its kinda late though muahahaha i've been stalking you from day 1

Creation said...

LOL! rofl!!!

This is the height of INSANITY!!..lol

The Godfather said...

Trollies are stalking you because they have a crush on you. Why of course, that explains it?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Dude Trollie Stalker.lol. They should make a movie.

white african said...

lebeeyah i never thought of it that way, now i want to know why tesco trolleys are not interested in me, not fair...

godfather it makes clear sense, this is the only explanation lol.

creation life can be insane..

angry liban im going to write a scrit send it to hollyword and bollywood and get them to make a film, any money i do get from this i will let you have a percentage cause you planted the idea in my head.

holly wood here i come with my asda trollies....

lostkitty said...

WALMART darlin'! They dont do Asda -its, like, Walmart over there!

Besides, does hollywood do Muslims???

The Godfather said...

Yeah, Hollywood do Muslims. I starred in all 3 Godfathers, Scarface, Scent of a Woman, Heat, etc etc etc...

lostkitty said...

erm..... wake up - no u didnt!
You are obviously under a delusion of being someone you are not. And the person you are thinking of is just much cooler than u - sorry.
Ofcourse, u r Muslim.... :-)

NM said...

lol! kick it a few times :)

The Godfather said...

Why you gotta be all that for? Rainin on my parade and stuff...I did star in Godfather 1....I have proof of that too.....I have proof of starring in Scarface too. LOL!!!!!

lostkitty said...

proof you say?! Well send me the tapes and then I'll see if I believe you!

I reckon ur proof is faulty - and that means you just arnt cool enough for Godfather.

white african said...

kitty they will do muslims after i sort them out..

godfather, what role did you play exactly in these films? oh wait i remember it was the ... oh on i lied i dont remember...

The Godfather said...

lostkitty and WA - OK....I'll send you the proof.

white african said...

i have to say the proof is very convincing, but we all know deep down that it wasnt really you..

The Godfather said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.......The Godfather is a man of his word; he said he had proof and he showed it. Here endeth the lesson. LOL!!!!

white african said...

godfather pictures can lie..