member of the human race

Recently as part of the junk mail that comes in the daily post at home as well at work, a certain person has decided to announce his business to the world, now he is not the first nor I'm sure will he be the last, I personally do not know him, but what I'm 100% certain is that he is a fraud as well as a liar.

I'm sure you all have had his advert in your post or some thing similar, the one I got a couple of days ago sounds like this:

Mr El Hadj - Clairvoyant, Spiritual Healer, World Renowned

Mr. El Hadj, medium, psychic, spiritualist world renowned for accurate revelations in past, present & future. He inherited the power from his grandparents. This is a gift passed on from generation to generation. He will help solve your problems in relationships, business, stock market, work, finance, exams, court cases etc.., bring your loved one back, health related problems that cant be identified & sexual impotency. Protect yourself and your family from bad spirits & bad luck these and many other problems

guaranteed results within 7 days.

on the side of the card it says: pay after results.

well, like I said I'm certain you have come across such nonsense because this type of stuff has been posted to many homes in Britain for years now.

I never really took any interest in it, I kinda just read it, laughed and threw it away, but a couple of days ago, for some reason I became curious, so I thought I would call this man obviously pretending to be some one else and ask him a couple of questions to see what he had to say for himself, the conversation went something like this:

me: hello, can I speak to Mr el hadj please? (I had put on a strong mancunian accent)

man: hello, who is this:

me: um my name is bianca, is Mr el hadj there?

man: your ring first time?

me: yeh that's rights

man: ok hold second please (had a strong African accent)

some one shouting in the back ground, eventually another man comes on the line

man: hello

me: hello again, is that Mr el hadj?

man: um yes, I'm el hadj, who speak please?

me: yeh hi Mr elhadj I'm Bianca, I got your business card in the post today and thought I would call you

man: hello Bianca how can I assist you (how polite)

me: well I was wondering if you could help me out?

man: yes of course, what is your problem

me: well, could you please first tell me what methods it is you use to help people, I'm really interested in this sort of stuff and you sound fascinating to me

man: yes, I have natural power

me: wow

man: thank you, also I meditate and I speak to jinn, you know magical creatures, I use quran, holy book, I can read palms and tell you future, my powers are strong and I can help with any problem.

me: wow sounds great Mr hadj, I was wondering, can you communicate with the dead? you know spirits and ghosts and stuff?

man: yes yes, no problem

me: really, that's great, its just that I have some loved ones who died and you know Mr hadj, some times I can feel them, like there watching me and protecting me, does that sound silly Mr hadj?

man: no no, you are correct

me: really? oh that makes all the difference to me Mr hadj, I swear I thought I was going mad, so could you make contact with me family then, you know get them to speak to me from the other side

man: yes yes, no problem,

me: oh brilliant, so Mr hadj what's your prices like

man: well you don't pay anything until you get results (just like his card said)

me: oh really, you that confident are you?

man: yes mam 100% success rate

me: oh ok, so no charge

man: yes but you know there is a standard 30 pounds charge for reading palms

me: oh but I don't want my future told

man: no its a must so we can do what you want

me: oh in tha case fine, 30 pounds not including the cost of the other stuff

man: yep

me: ok Mr elhadj I do have a little problem though, it's very difficult to read my hands, my friend tried once and couldn't, and I once went to a fortune teller in a circus and she couldn't, apparently my hands are made different, so could you read my feet instead?

man: sorry?

me: could you read my feet instead of my hands?

man: feet??? (at which point I was really trying not to laugh)

me: yes Mr hadj

man: yes yes, ok, no problem, I read feet or anything else

me: no just feet will do thank you

man: ok, no problem

me: ok then, what I will do Mr hadj is think it over and then call you back

man: you make no appointment

me: yeh I'm going to think about it and let you know, thanks Mr el hadj

man: ok, bye

me: bye

and that was that, it just confirmed to me that he is a fraud, and it annoys me that they actually do get suckers out there who fall for there tricks.

whets really bad is the fact that he uses Islam as a means of confirming his POWERS, is what he does allowed? a watch body should look into this and put an end to it.

I'm thinking of calling him again and just annoying him, seriously if any one is contemplating contacting him to solve there problems, DON'T, you will only come back moneyless and problem unsolved.