Thursday, July 06, 2006


i've not blogged in some time because quite simply nothing has happened in my life thats worth blogging about, i could talk about past things but to be honest i've not had the time and i've not been motivated enough to blog that is until now...

see i was going to blog about the rabbit and chicken incident at home but i will leave that for another day.. as you may have guessed it does involve rabbits (not you nm).

today i woke up early and for a once in this week i had an ok sleep, its been to hot to sleep, most nights i'm tossing and turning and contemplating sleeping in the bath tub, i swear England is so not designed for heat, no air conditioning, just fans that make annoying noises. any way so i had an ok sleep, got ready for work, came downstairs saw my brother, the lion, also awake and just looking bored, he's just recently finished his GCSE's and he's looking for a job before he starts college in September, so i asked him to walk me to work seeing how he had noting to do, so grudgingly he said yes.

so we set of, walking in the heat of manchester, talking bout past trips to Turkey and Morrocco and just generally remembering on the past, we turned a corner and it was just me and my bro walking and this dude coming towards us from the opposite direction, nothing weird about him or so we thought, just as he nears us he suddenly comes running in my direction faces me bends down and spits just missing my foot then looks up at me and my brother grins and runs away, i'm standing still shouting 'HEY HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING, WHAT KINDA ANIMAL ARE YOU SPITTING ON PEOPLE?' my brother is contemplating running after the dude, suddenly the spitting guy stops running looks in my direction points to his mouth grinning and saying ' mmmmwwjhdhdiiziksk' so i shout ' WHAT?' and he replyies ' mmmmwwwhkhbsdbdidi' so then i say 'WEIRDO ' and then he continues to run but backwards at which point my brother starts laughing and im still standing at the same spot looking at my feet trying to see whether ive been infected by the flying spit of a wierdo stranger.

i swear one of the most annoying things that i cant stand is spitting, its nasty, its vulger, its disgusting and for those people who are reading this and who are addicted to spitting or who suffer from flying spit syndrome STOP NOW.

i walk to work i actually walk everywhere, i love walking but what i cant stand is having to dodge the spits that seem to be taking over the streest of manchester yuk, i remember playing a game when we where kids trying to not step on cracks in the street now kids are playing 'dodge the spit and mucus, nasty... ive seen kids who have perfected the art of spitting, like it can fly for metres man, they do this thing were they force there saliva through there front teeth so you get the same pressure as a water pistol, i call them spitting teenagers. its even worse when girls do it, just not right at all, i swear i 'm trying to understand this fascination with spitting, why cant they spit into a tissue or in the privacy of a bathroom, why in my prescence, any one who spits should be fined on the spot that might teach them a lesson...

next time i see someone spitting i'm gonna point and shout 'nasty spitting person, alert alert, watch your every step we have a spitter here' maybe the humilation will convince them to stop.

6 comments:

red head said...

HAHA.. i can imagine u shoutin that out!!!

the funniest stuff happens to u.. lol...

ps no boobies for a month!!! wooooooooooo xx

white african said...

yeh man, party on lol

lostkitty said...

i hate spitting too - one of the evils of the world! I really really REALLY hate it.

Your idea is a good one - please do it and tell us the results!

MD said...

why does everything weird happen to you....WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?!?WHY?!??

white african said...

i dont know md, i really have no idea, but weird tings happen to you guys as well, im sure they do..

NM said...

Disgusting! especially if your wearing and long skirt urghh