i hate the smell of banks
i hate the having to wait in a que in banks
i hate the fake customer service in banks
i hate the patronising voice they speak to me in banks
i even hate those pens that are attached by a piece of string on the desk in banks
seriously banks are designed for sheer punishment.
actually there is one guy who is extremely nice and makes my life as simple as possible other than him the rest have formed a committee called 'lets bug the living day lights out of white african'.
I'm considering changing banks, so does any one know of a brilliant bank?
you know there is a man who whenever i give him a cheque he asks me a thousand and one questions and there is no need what so ever to ask questions like 'why is it not written in black ink?' 'why is your middle name in initial and not written fully?' 'why are you being payed by cheque?'
none of you business mate that's why? my god i swear i get the same line of questions each time i get served by him, one of these days i may just coat the cheque in super glue and watch him try to remove it of his fingers ha ha ha.
i always put of having to go to the bank, i know know there is the whole online service thing, hmmmm i may just start looking into that, is it safe?